Lips + ears  

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  • You're a keeper
  • You are just right
  • Run away with me
  • I could eat you alive
  • I would diet for you
  • I can't sleep without you
  • Men like you really exist?
  • Women like you really exist?
  • How did I end up with you?
  • You are attractively strange
  • Fancy a grumble?
  • You make me feel normal
  • Thanks for the mammaries
  • Thanks for putting up with me
  • I drink about you too often
  • You've hurt my last feeling
  • Life is pretty hideous without you (1)
  • Life is pretty hideous without you (2)
  • Walk with me
  • Let's wreak some havoc
  • I am jealous of your shampoo
  • Bliss is having only one day to get through...
  • You look like my kind of trouble
  • I'd like to run my fingers through your wallet
  • Everywhere I go, I carry your heart with me (1)
  • Everywhere I go, I carry your heart with me (2)
  • Stop! I can only take so much happiness
  • I can only be me with you
  • I was warned about you...
  • You give me moosebumps (1)
  • You give me moosebumps (2)
  • You are the biggest adventure I want to go on...
  • I tell complete strangers about you
  • I am just using you for research
  • You are as far out of my comfort zone...
  • ...you can be very demanding
  • If you were any easier to get along with...
  • ... I would have wished for you
  • If it weren't for the tail, you'd be perfect
  • For better or worse (for wear)
  • Anytime/Anyplace/Anyhow
  • Luckily for you, I'm a sucker for dirty, rotten scoundrels
  • What's happening to us?
  • All you've done today is mown
  • You wag a mean tail
  • I so want to believe you
  • There's something fishy about you
  • I don't appreciate you quite so much when you yell
  • Just once, I would like to be the talker (1)
  • Just once, I would like to be the talker (2)
  • Me, me, me
  • Rabbit picnic
  • You don't speak my body language
  • Why can't you be more like me?
  • You make me look intelligent
  • I drink so I have something to blame... (1)
  • I drink so I have something to blame... (2)
  • Who's really in charge
  • If you can read this, we're too close
  • If you don't want to grow old with me...
  • The only thing I'm getting from you is older
  • You couldn't make an effort if you tried
  • So sorry to learn that you have rabies
  • Miaow
  • This is your day to be recycled (1)
  • This is your day to be recycled (2)
  • Let me out
  • You put the "moo" in moody
  • I'm just not that into you
  • You are so deluded
  • Get over yourself
  • No listening
  • Do you want me to check your ears for free?
  • I wouldn't wish you on my worst enemy...
  • I'm giving you the bird
  • Too bad the crocodiles got you (1)
  • Too bad the crocodiles got you (2)

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